SILLY SONGS

The Peacock and the Kangaroo

Lyrics

Last night I had a silly dream,
About a kangaroo.
This kangaroo lived in the zoo,
Such funny things she would do...
She stood on her head for a minute or two.
This nutty kangaroo. 

A peacock bird, a peacock bird
Was in the dream too.
He also lived in the zoo,
He had a tail green and blue.
The peacock sneezed achoo, achoo,
In my strange dream of the zoo.

And in the dream, the kangaroo,
This kangaroo in the zoo,
She hopped over the peacock,
The peacock green and blue.

Then morning came, the morning came,
My sleeping time was through.
And so was my dream of the kangaroo
And the peacock bird, green and blue.
It's time to each breakfast, the day is new.
Perhaps for real, I'll visit the zoo.

FUN AT THE FARM

Please note:  this is a silly song about mishaps on a farm. I have the deepest respect for farms and farmers and always have, and always will. Please take that into consideration when hearing this song. It's all in fun.

Song

Instrumental




I went to a farm and saw with alarm,
That the farmer tripped over a chair
Then slipped his heels on banana peels,
His feet went up in the air.
They did,
His feet went up in the air.

If that wasn't enough of this crazy stuff,
The farmer's wife  ran into a tree.
She hopped away and later that day,
Poor  lady scraped her knee, oh dear.
Poor lady scraped her knee.

And the  horses yelped Moo.
The cows neighed too.
The rooster he was cacklin'.
The goats and the sheep,
Woke up from their sleep.
When the pigs were loudly quacking.

Then I hit my head on the barnyard shed,
As I ran away from a small flea.
By then I knew, t'is certainly true
That a farm is a great place, a great place to be.
Yup... the farm is where we all want to be.
The farmer, his wife, and me , that's three.